Sporks

Have you ever thought about sporks? No I mean really thought about them. They are like the bisexuals of the utensil world. They are not forks nor or the spoons for that matter. They are half and half. A hybrid if you will.

YAY!

I was gone this weekend so I didn't have time to post...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRADEN!!!!!!!!!!

(You weren't born in a test tube.) [=

Heifer

Went on retreat this weekend and that was fun. Well some of it was actaully fun. Examples-

"You were born in a test tube!" -Braden

"What's that? Like a new form of Christianity?" - Abby

"He's a very hormonal pregnant women." -Abby

"Menopause?" -Sammi Jo

"AHHHH!!!!!" -Pastor Robin

WTH?!? Hallpasses?

Ok so what is the purpose of hall passes? I mean besides to annoy us. The teachers don't even like them. Do they really think that is going to keep kids from wandering the halls?

SCENARIO TIME!

(Right after lunch in the bathroom)

Me: yeah I haven't gotten a text back from Tyler yet...

Shelby: Yeah he sometimes doesnt text in class like me and you.

(five minutes later after babbling on about how we text in school)

Savannah: Hey you guys know that Mrs. Heckler was just in here listening to you guys right?

Me&Shelby: Oh crap!

(we both come out of the stalls laughing and Mrs. Heckler comes in and yells at us for not having hall passes never mind the fact that we were texting.)

END SCENE

Lesson learned- If you are every doing something illegal... don't have Savannah be your look out!

Your Vocab stinks... buts its ok I still love you.

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Sheep

Have you ever thought about sheep? No I mean really thought about sheep? They are really amazing animals! God must had an excellent idea when he made them. They give us clothes without dying or being in pain. They dont even complain they just stand there and let you shave them.

Wowzers...

wow... I am so tired from today... too many birthdays

so I'd like to say...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERICA!!!!! ILY!

and

HAPPY BITHDAY AMY!!!!!!!! ILY2!!!